Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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