FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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