my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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