Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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