Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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