I heard we made out
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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