Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
