In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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