You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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