I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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