I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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