i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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