No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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