I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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