I want to have your abortion
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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