maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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