Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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