im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We have started to decorate penises.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
