why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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