Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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