Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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