oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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