you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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