in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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