is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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