My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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