Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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