on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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