She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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