guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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