I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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