That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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