He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
