I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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