CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Your penis caused this!
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