Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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