And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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