so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
