The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
