have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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