didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
one might say we're banned from that church
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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