I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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