id be glad to
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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