Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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