NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I have fence marks all over my body
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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