i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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