Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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