So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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