When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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