when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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