You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
